You remember the glory days. You had a wagon, a family, and a desperate need for oxen. You were brave, you were tough, and you were a master of survival. You could ford a river like it was nothing, hunt a buffalo without breaking a sweat, and navigate treacherous trails with nothing but a map and your wits.
Now, you’re in your 40s. You still run. But it’s different.
A "rest day" isn't a choice—it's a requirement. The river you're fording is a crowded sidewalk, and the buffalo you’re chasing is the ice cream truck. You're not worried about dysentery; you're worried about your knees. The treacherous trails you're navigating are the endless aisles of a grocery store, and your "hunting" consists of trying to find the last avocado.
We get it. You've come a long way. So we made a shirt for you.
With our exclusive new "I’m in My 40s and My Knees Have Dysentery" tee, you can show the world that you’re a survivor. You've braved the wilderness of middle age and come out on top, one slow, painful run at a time. So grab your shirt, and let's get back on the trail
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
You remember the glory days. You had a wagon, a family, and a desperate need for oxen. You were brave, you were tough, and you were a master of survival. You could ford a river like it was nothing, hunt a buffalo without breaking a sweat, and navigate treacherous trails with nothing but a map and your wits.
Now, you’re in your 40s. You still run. But it’s different.
A "rest day" isn't a choice—it's a requirement. The river you're fording is a crowded sidewalk, and the buffalo you’re chasing is the ice cream truck. You're not worried about dysentery; you're worried about your knees. The treacherous trails you're navigating are the endless aisles of a grocery store, and your "hunting" consists of trying to find the last avocado.
We get it. You've come a long way. So we made a shirt for you.
With our exclusive new "I’m in My 40s and My Knees Have Dysentery" tee, you can show the world that you’re a survivor. You've braved the wilderness of middle age and come out on top, one slow, painful run at a time. So grab your shirt, and let's get back on the trail
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.
.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
