You remember the glory days. You had a wagon, a family, and a desperate need for oxen. You were brave, you were tough, and you were a master of survival. You could ford a river like it was nothing, hunt a buffalo without breaking a sweat, and navigate treacherous trails with nothing but a map and your wits.
Now, you’re in your 40s. You still run. But it’s different.
A "rest day" isn't a choice—it's a requirement. The river you're fording is a crowded sidewalk, and the buffalo you’re chasing is the ice cream truck. You're not worried about dysentery; you're worried about your knees. The treacherous trails you're navigating are the endless aisles of a grocery store, and your "hunting" consists of trying to find the last avocado.
We get it. You've come a long way. So we made a shirt for you.
With our exclusive new "I’m in My 40s and My Knees Have Dysentery" tee, you can show the world that you’re a survivor. You've braved the wilderness of middle age and come out on top, one slow, painful run at a time. So grab your shirt, and let's get back on the trail
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.98 | 16.73 | 17.76 | 18.74 | 19.76 |
| Length, in | 20.24 | 20.63 | 21.14 | 21.61 | 22.13 |
A light and airy muscle tee that flows like the wind and feels even better. Looks equally great with casually elegant and athletic clothing.
.: 65% polyester, 35% viscose (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Extra light fabric (3.7 oz/yd² (125 g/m²))
.: Relaxed fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs smaller than usual
You remember the glory days. You had a wagon, a family, and a desperate need for oxen. You were brave, you were tough, and you were a master of survival. You could ford a river like it was nothing, hunt a buffalo without breaking a sweat, and navigate treacherous trails with nothing but a map and your wits.
Now, you’re in your 40s. You still run. But it’s different.
A "rest day" isn't a choice—it's a requirement. The river you're fording is a crowded sidewalk, and the buffalo you’re chasing is the ice cream truck. You're not worried about dysentery; you're worried about your knees. The treacherous trails you're navigating are the endless aisles of a grocery store, and your "hunting" consists of trying to find the last avocado.
We get it. You've come a long way. So we made a shirt for you.
With our exclusive new "I’m in My 40s and My Knees Have Dysentery" tee, you can show the world that you’re a survivor. You've braved the wilderness of middle age and come out on top, one slow, painful run at a time. So grab your shirt, and let's get back on the trail
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.98 | 16.73 | 17.76 | 18.74 | 19.76 |
| Length, in | 20.24 | 20.63 | 21.14 | 21.61 | 22.13 |
A light and airy muscle tee that flows like the wind and feels even better. Looks equally great with casually elegant and athletic clothing.
.: 65% polyester, 35% viscose (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Extra light fabric (3.7 oz/yd² (125 g/m²))
.: Relaxed fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs smaller than usual
